Myths and Legends of China - Wai's Poor Translation

Today is Sunday, March 11, 2018.  I spent part of my morning adjusting the clock around my domicile to Daylight Saving Time.  I haven't been translating as of late because translation is hard work. I also have other projects I devote my time on.  For example, a few months ago I wrote my first spin off companion (imho) children story in Chinese (obviously to a child's story written in Chinese  which I read in childhood).  I have published it online in my other blog which is mostly in Chinese.  I will set out the url or web address at the end of this post. Today, I will translate the story I have read many times.  I also loved all the illustrations that came with the story.  Thank you Ms. Ho(?), the author and illustrator. Just so you know this story is not in the Myths and Legends of China hence the title of this post being other translations - do not laugh. My humble translation begins now. Title: Do not laugh Author: Ms. Ho (see photograph)...